Jake and Diana
from Southern Illinois!!!!
This less than prestigious award was given to this couple because of their sheer
Notice below, if you will, the 13 foot long wall that is painted with chalk board paint.
No big deal for a teenage girls room under normal circumstances.
She did, after all ask her mother and fathers permission to do it first.
Good teenage girl.
She bought the paint with her very own, hard earned, babysitting money.
Good teenage girl.
Why her very own mother and father were with her when she bought it. I suppose that the good teenage girls parents both had their heads in another place.
NOTE: please refer to blog tile.
So said paint was purchased and the good teenage girl drove her mother and father home after which the mother and father went out alone together to run some errands.
Imagine the good teenage girl's parents reaction when they arrived home to a BIG, BLACK AND VERY SMELLY cloud of paint in the house!
Please note that these parents have been around the block a few times. They have also painted many different things many times.
They also KNOW that you never SPRAY PAINT in the house!
So what happened you may ask?
Did the good teenage girl's parents not think to suggest that she purchase chalk board paint in a can, you know, the kind that you roll on the wall with a roller.
Just like the sort of paint that the good teenage girl's mother had used the week prier to paint her dining room with.
The kind of paint that comes in a CAN!!!!!!
The answer is NO! The good teenage girl's DUMB-ASSED
parents were apparently on a mental vacation.
Windows and doors were then opened. Fans were turned on. And the good teenage girls parents just sat there the rest of the evening.
Wondering what the heck they were thinking?
They certainly could not blame the good teenage girl for her lack of painting experience.
No, this is one faux pas that they would have to accept for themselves.
Diana paid for the stupidity today. She had to launder bedding, curtains, throw rugs, clothes and cleaned the carpet.....
Since her husband is not here today, Diana, unwillingly of coarse,
is accepting this award for both of them.
Diana feels better knowing that she is saving some other nice couple from being awarded,
"The Dumb-Assed Parents Of The Year Award"!
Thank you very much!